After last week, The Bachelorette had its work cut out for it. Not only were the stakes high for Ali with hometown dates looming, but the Jake Pavelka and Vienna Girardi clash made for riveting, must-see train wreck TV.

It looks like Lindsay Lohan has a new girlfriend, and you’d better not mess with the troubled actress now, because her girl will totally whomp your a$$! Eilat Anschel, a former member of the Israeli Defense Force, met Lindsay a while back in L.A., and has been spotted with the train wreck a bunch lately. Lindsay and Eilat, who completed her mandatory stint in the Israeli army, have been “getting pretty serious” over the last month, according to reports. One source says the head case began using Eilat Anschel as a “shoulder to cry on” during the probation / bail / ankle monitor drama, then things evolved

Might Lindsay Lohan be the next Celebrity Apprentice?

Did the light bulb finally go on?

Friends say Lindsay Lohan may not be able to comply with a court order to stay away from drugs and alcohol. As in, Linds may not be physically capable

Lindsay Lohan has clearly violated her probation, but will that land her in jail? If you look at Linds’ alcohol education record, it’s clear she has a problem … and not just with substance abuse and subsequent anger issues

“If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son … I got 99 problems but a b!tch ain’t one.” – Jay-Z If only Samantha Ronson could say the same.

Lindsay Lohan has bailed on a deposition in the court case in which she’s being sued for allegedly holding three men hostage in an SUV. Never a good idea. The train wreck being sued over the 2007 incident -in which she allegedly hijacked an SUV – with three men and a baggie of cocaine inside

We have two words for you, Dancing with the Stars fans.

Dancing with the Stars kicked off its second week Monday night by shuffling the order and injecting the Foxtrot and Jive into the mix for the 11 pairings. Like last week, Nicole Scherzinger and Derek Hough led the pack, and are (right now) the odds-on favorites to win this thing barring one of two scenarios: Fans become accustomed to her terrific performances as the norm and consider her so much of a lock, they just don’t vote (see Sabrina Bryan). She has a train wreck performance like Kate Gosselin’s last night