Love and light.

Every Tuesday morning, I get an email from one of our interns at THG that briefly runs down the previous night’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey and then goes into a longer review, the latter of which I post on the site. But this correspondent only had two words to describe this week’s installment of the Bravo series: Holy crap! What caused such a reaction?

If you thought the first episode of the final season of The Hills tonight was the beginning of the end, you may want to rethink that, Kristin Cavallari says. “There’s a possibility of them ordering 12 more episodes,” the resident bad girl said, presumably meaning on top of the 12 episodes starting this evening.

Is Kristin Cavallari just the victim of a Hills hit job?

Len has called her dancing “dreadful.” Bruno has called her the super bitch from hell. Tony Dovolani just wants her gone at any cost. America won’t oblige, however, at least not yet

Gwyneth Paltrow can be a total bitch. What

As we discussed earlier this week, this is Justin Bieber’s world. The rest of us just reside in it, and if we should be so lucky, get an occasional glimpse of the teen god. So dominating and inevitable is Justin’s control over the planet we reside on that he recently acquired the website Funny or Die, changing its name to Bieber or Die

Just in case you thought you knew the real Angelina Jolie …

Because three wastes of space in lingerie might not be enough to inspire viewership, Keeping Up with the Kardshians producers have come up with a surefire way to garner ratings for this Sunday’s season premiere: A bitch slap. In the scene below, Khloe Kardashian accuses Scott Disick of intentionally knocking up Kourtney in order to ensure she’d stay with him

On The Hills this week, Heidi worried about how Spencer doesn’t want kids, while tension escalated between Jayde Nicole and Kristin Cavallari over Brody Jenner.