It’s apparently Turn Back the Clock week over at Us Magazine . We realize that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s divorce was seen, and is still noted to be, one of the most scandalous, shocking celebrity breakups in recent history.

Is there a new man in Jennifer Aniston’s life? As in an actual new man, not just co-stars she’s supposedly friends with benefits with (Gerard Butler, Bradley Cooper) or ex-husbands she’s sneaking around with? That’s the rumor, and the new guy is actor Christopher Gartin, with whom she was spotted having dinner last week at her favorite hangout, the Sunset Tower Hotel

Stop us if you’ve heard this one before. Actually don’t, because we know you have, probably several dozen times. But Jennifer Aniston is having a baby! Only by having a baby, we mean not having a baby.

Put Lindsay Lohan and Gerard Butler in the same 100-mile radius and a sexually-charged encounter of some kind is pretty much an inevitability. They were famously spotted kissing at a lavish party in Morocco last year. Now Lindsay Lohan has found her way back into Gerard Butler’s arms

Celebrity news and movie sites have been in a frenzy, reporting that Jennifer Aniston and Colin Farrell are set to appear in a sex-crazed, kinky new film together. The film, Horrible Bosses , is due out next year, and in it, we will see Jennifer Aniston nude. However, she “will not show any private parts,” according to her rep.

Man, Jennifer Aniston just looks so hot … literally.

When in need of some Jennifer Aniston gossip on a slow week: Say she’s pregnant at least or has big “baby news” Say she’s secretly meeting up with / doing Brad Pitt (Or dating Gerard Butler / rom-com co-star du jour) Talk about her “revenge” body or some nonsense Having bled 1-3 dry, it was time for #4 this week for a certain celebrity news tabloid. And why not. After losing a staggering SEVEN pounds, life is grand for Jen! Jen’s easy plan – diet and exercise – may just work for you! There’s little doubt that while recently shooting Just Go With It with Adam Sandler, Jen looked hotter than ever …

We’re not in Pennsylvania anymore (they may be saying soon)! Since she’s become, like, a major star, is Kate Gosselin moving her giant brood to Hollywood? We hear the mother of eight is looking for a home in SoCal as well as a new agent, hoping to snag a mansion big enough for her kids (and a showbiz career). Could her move to, and new life in L.A.

OMG, stop the presses. Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt were caught kissing, according to a celebrity gossip tabloid

Five cities. Five countries.